Throwing up in a sink while taking a huge dump in the toilet at the same time. Only possible when the sink and toilet are in close proximity to one another. The positioning of the body is similar to the dinosaur of the same name.
Chris was extremely hung over on the flight home from Miami, so he ran to the bathroom and clogged the sink and the toilet, velociraptor style.
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The rocket ship was climbing at an incredible velocitude. It appeared to be just a blur and a streak.
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A female boss or manager with a nice juicy booty you can't stop staring at, yet you try to avoid her whenever possible because she makes you her bitch daily assigning demeaning and pointless tasks.
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I was banging this chick the other night and she was getting into it with her fingernails. Upon drawing blood, i pulled the trigger...........and gave her a Velociraptor
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