vegetarian kryptonite 

A meat containing dish that a vegetarian would consider eating. Typically, the person greatly enjoyed the dish before becoming a vegetarian, misses it, and would consider temporarily breaking their own rules to eat it.

The word vegetarian can be substituted with vegan to refer to vegans.

Hey John, do you want some pepperoni pizza rolls?
Oh, don't even kid, that's my vegetarian kryptonite.

vegetarian kryptonite by SharkeeTX December 23, 2007

Practical Vegetarian 

A Practical Vegetarian is someone who almost always eats plant based food when that choice is available. And when that choice is not available she is open to eating whatever food is indeed available.

During my trips around the world I sometimes eat animal products as I am a practical vegetarian. If the choice is available I eat plant based foods.

Practical Vegetarian by yogaps February 19, 2010

Vegetarian 

Ancient tribal slang for the village idiot who can't hunt, fish, or ride.

Person: I'm a vegetarian.

person B: So you can't hunt, eh?

Vegetarian by Zora1322 November 3, 2010

vegetarian hot lunch 

When one takes a dump in a girl's mouth and her mouth has seran wrap so she only gets the heat not the meat.

I gave that ho a vegetarian hot lunch!

vegetarian hot lunch by Victor May 20, 2003

Vegiterian 

The common misspelling of the word 'vegetarian' by males who, although they often insist they are dyslexic, are in fact, simply lazy.
This misspelling often causes offended 'vegetarians' to stick insulting post-it notes on the offenders back.
Common alias' of said male offenders are: Fox, LamFo, Liam, Lam, boy-in-AcapellaRockafella, criminal mastermind of Wonderful Criminals.

Uses of the word Vegiterian:
1. Often used as an insult to 'Vegetarians.'
2. Can be used instead of using the actual name of a 'Vegetarian'.
3. Can be used to make jokes about the intelligence and observance of 'Vegetarians'.

1. "Stupid Vegiterian."
2. "Happy Birthday Vegiterian!"
3. "The Vegiterian didn't notice me through the disguise."

Vegiterian by TheRealVegetarianPhotographer =P. March 17, 2008

sex vegetarian 

A person who will not allow meat (penis) in his/her mouth.

Charlotte from Sex and the City does not like penis in her mouth. She refuses to give blowjobs. This makes her a sex vegetarian.

sex vegetarian by ssshhhhh! May 10, 2009

vegitating

1.To sit about rather uselessly, as though in a comatose state.
2.To do nothing.

Usually induced by drugs, though known to be triggered by other mediums, such as television or video games.

Johnny had his wisdom teeth out, and now he's vegitating with some ice cream and a few pretty decent pain medications.

vegitating by Goofy McCoy January 30, 2008