Jackal Vanity

A teenage self proclaimed "Scene King." And model, takes his own pictures and edits them on some photography program. He thinks he's better then everyone else and will make sure you know this. He was a vegatarian for a little while just because it was part of the scene trend. He's in a band called All Stars Die! Just so he can say he's in a band. Although I will say Jackal Vanity takes good pictures and He's not bad looking he needs to get the fuck over the fact he's not the complete and utter shit!

That kid acts like such a Jackal Vanity.

by Reeverbeto13 October 7, 2010

the independent variable

An alias for the Comedic rapper, Lil Dicky known for songs like Too High, $ave Dat Money and Lemme Freak

"Yo, Dylan, whos your favorite rapper?"
"Im all about the independent variable"
"what? who you mean?"
"Ya know, Lil Dicky. That dude's hilarious"

by McBurger66 August 2, 2016

vagitard

1. (noun) one who is uneducated in the subject of female genitalia
2. (noun) a person that is acting in a manner which is considered inappropriate

Because Doug was drawing a vulva with only one orifice, we could tell he was clearly a vagitard.

by Cory Blische December 7, 2003

VanityBrutality

She is beautiful, loveing, intelligent. She would do anything for her friends and family. Mess with her she will eff you up. Shes brutal. She will find a way to make u smile and laugh.

VanityBrutality is soo fressshh

by fresshhhchick41 February 3, 2010

vagritto

When a girl re-wires her digestive track so her excretion comes out her vagina. Then she eats a burrito, and when she is excreting it, a man eats it out of her vagina.

"Man your breath smells"
"Yeah man, I just got done eating an intense vagritto"

by ritttto September 23, 2011

Variable Speed Syndrome

When a driver can not keep their vehicle at a constant speed, or someone who does not use cruise control causing other drivers to get irritated. Also known as VSS

This idiot on the highway has variable speed syndrome (VSS) and it is making me angry.

by Buckrutter89 November 28, 2011

vacitis

Noun | vā · kītis |
The urge felt by someone coming back to work from vacation to call in sick in order to get just one more day off

Employee: I’m sorry boss, I know I was due back from vacation today but I seem to have picked up a stomach bug.
Boss: Uh-huh, sounds like acute vacitis to me.

by VillainProtocol June 12, 2017