A violent siezure (of the sexual masturbatory sort) usually occuring around a group of unsuspecting males. Studies have shown that this type of siezure is carried out mostly by virgin yet sexualy mature teenage males.(Actually a siezure in females is yet to be seen.) To help someone who is suffering at the moment of this type siezure saying remarks like, "MAN, THAT IS SOME CRAZY $H!T" has been proven to stop the siezue from imediately reoccuring. There is no known cure. As a matter a fact no one is looking for one.
As I was singing in the school band I watched Clarence reach his right hand into his pants so I decided to looked away as he suffered from a sad yet violent vandergasm.
by mr.calypack May 27, 2011
Get the Vandergasm mug.V -- 1. To seemingly get away with an obvious crime, foul, violation, or mistake due to the ineptness of others, only to do something even more inept and get caught; 2. To have the world by the tail and totally fuck up; 3. To goof, err or fail. N -- 1. A crazy killer with bad skills; 2. A Fucking dumb ass; 3. A popular cheese in the Netherlands.
I thought I got away with stealing a watch from that store, but then I totally Vanderslooted when I walked back into the store and the watch fell out of my pocket.
by Joeyank12 June 5, 2010
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charming,goodlooking with similar attributes associated with the kavorka, but simply an A.D.D child that fell through the medical diagnosis net.
GIRL 1. Gee hes cute
Girl 2. I aggree but a friend of a friend says he's a "Vanders". He saw him out once bouncing of the walls like a fucking maniac. Its like his body manufactures its own speed. I wouldnt fuck with "Vanders"
Girl 2. I aggree but a friend of a friend says he's a "Vanders". He saw him out once bouncing of the walls like a fucking maniac. Its like his body manufactures its own speed. I wouldnt fuck with "Vanders"
by Jake Vankers October 3, 2006
Get the vanders mug.A sexual procedure wherein a man inserts his index and/or middle finger(s) discretely into a woman's vagina while other people are in the room; all of which are completely oblivious to the sexual actions occuring across the room.
Man1: Did you hear about so-and-so and what's-her-face last Friday night?
Man2: No, what happened?
Man1: So-and-so totally 'vanced' her at that-one-guy's house!
Man2: No way!
Man1: Oh yeah, he totally 'vanced' her.
Man2: No, what happened?
Man1: So-and-so totally 'vanced' her at that-one-guy's house!
Man2: No way!
Man1: Oh yeah, he totally 'vanced' her.
by Jack Beddingfield April 20, 2009
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GET THAT BULL OFF THE TV, I BROUGHT A COUPLE OF DVDS OVER
by creerockabellend October 18, 2008
Get the the legend of bagger vance mug.A word closely linked with acting like a complete nerd. A 'Vandercruyssen' or a person doing Vandercruyssen-like things involves such activities such as recording classes, doing extra work when you don't need to and generally being a huge nerd.
"Get your Vandercruyssen out!"
"my Vandercruyssen is flying high"
"Rebecca did a vandercruyssen, she got 98% in english"
"my Vandercruyssen is flying high"
"Rebecca did a vandercruyssen, she got 98% in english"
by VDM December 20, 2008
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