Stands for "Vice President I'd Like To Fuck." Derived from milf.
Refers to the one-time beauty queen Sarah Palin, John McCain's running mate.
Refers to the one-time beauty queen Sarah Palin, John McCain's running mate.
Person 1: Shit dude, Sarah Palin is a total vpilf!
Person 2: Uhh...you do realize that she has less than two years state government experience, calls abortion an "atrocity," supports abstinence-only sex ed, supports 100% unrestricted gun rights, opposes gay marriage, has zero foreign policy experience whatsoever, has a degree in journalism and is only on the ticket to win over former Clinton supporters upset over Obama's nomination and subsequent picking of Biden over Clinton for VP? Furthermore, she has actually asked, "What is it exactly that the VP does every day?"
Person 1: Yeah, but I'd still shove it up the pooper.
Person 2: Uhh...you do realize that she has less than two years state government experience, calls abortion an "atrocity," supports abstinence-only sex ed, supports 100% unrestricted gun rights, opposes gay marriage, has zero foreign policy experience whatsoever, has a degree in journalism and is only on the ticket to win over former Clinton supporters upset over Obama's nomination and subsequent picking of Biden over Clinton for VP? Furthermore, she has actually asked, "What is it exactly that the VP does every day?"
Person 1: Yeah, but I'd still shove it up the pooper.
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