2 definitions by jdisco

verb. the act of pleasuring oneself with a broken arm.
I had to casturbate today,I couldn't take it anylonger.
by jdisco October 10, 2012
Recognizing her beauty pageant past and as a hockey mom, refers to Republican Vice Presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, as the VPILF, the Vice President I'd like to F*CK.
Dude, Sarah Palin is hot. Definitely - VPILF material.
by jdisco September 16, 2008