VPILF

Recognizing her beauty pageant past and as a hockey mom, refers to Republican Vice Presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, as the VPILF, the Vice President I'd like to F*CK.
Dude, Sarah Palin is hot. Definitely - VPILF material.
by jdisco October 29, 2008
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casturbate

verb. the act of pleasuring oneself with a broken arm.
I had to casturbate today,I couldn't take it anylonger.
by Jdisco September 07, 2013
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