uptowel

Similar to an upskirt, viewing up someone's towel or through the crack created by a smaller towel which cannot fully wrap around the legs.

Andy i thought i'd get an uptowel on you after your shower but you had your legs crossed!

by jeffconnorwood July 13, 2005

uptown fuck

when you sing uptown funk but you are failing miserably, so you ragequit and yell "gonna fuck myself i'm so shitty".

He sang Uptown Funk so badly, he did an uptown fuck and retreated to his room!

by ElsonDaSushiChef/SushiMii_YT July 22, 2020

Take it uptown

The SFW approach to telling someone to stick (it) up their ass.

Take it uptown - shove it up your ass.

You know what you can do with that attitude?!? You can take it all the way uptown!

by Daves-not-here-man February 14, 2020

sloppy d and the uptown 3

a really great up and coming band. featuring michael on guitars, and on awesome, tarzan on guitar/bass and trumpet, with an occasional dance, turtle on guitar, and crazy-long orangutang arms, hardcore harry on lead guitar, and satan voice, then maybe some other cats on some other musical type things. their based in tampa florida, and their music can only be described as experimental uraguayin(from uraguay) techno, with some raggae, latin pop, and death metal roots. But basically their pure awesome, so you should check them out.

sloppy d and the uptown three is not a sexual enuendo... or is it?

by long dong silvers February 18, 2004

uptown fade

fade haircut usually given to criminal males of african american decent

Wow...that man with the uptown fade just stole my car and my KFC bucket.

by joley joley October 27, 2009

upton

Dirty filthy stinking grass

by hood-rat May 12, 2003

uptown friday

After fisting a guy/girl in the ass you pull your hand out and wipe it down their chest like a tie.

After fisting him he reached up and wiped his hand down his chest therfore looking like he was wearing a tie and ready to go uptown on a friday night and that's an "uptown friday"

by prettykittykat March 6, 2010