up your ass and to the left

Where something is located that someone else is looking for.

"Has anyone seen my glasses?"
"They're up your ass and to the left."

by Mushroomhoues December 1, 2016

up shit creek

To be in deep trouble with no solution.
(It's actually "Up shit creek without a paddle" --- scans better than "with no paddle."

There he was with two nickel bags and the narcs at the door. He knew he was up shit creek without a paddle.

by M. Bridger October 29, 2003

Up shit creek without a paddle

(Idiom) To be in an undesirable situation*.

*Elitist would actually enjoy this.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

up themselves

Someone with an inflated view of their own importance, opinions, personality or looks

Most celebrities are so up themselves it’s a wonder they don’t disappear up their own arseholes

by Ruzz_Sin October 16, 2006

Up the Hunter

Referring to the Hunter wine region of NSW, Australia, "Up The Hunter" is used to describe someone who plans to get, or is, very very drunk.

Particularly if they are drinking wine, but could be used for any drink.

How many has Jen had?

I don't know, 4 or 5?

Bottles?

Yeah, she's up the hunter!

by littleelfman July 16, 2011

up-douche

To pompously attempt to outdo someone in such a way that makes you look like a douche-bag.

When already told they could not drink from the crystal chalice, Matthew up-douche'd the situation by also pointing out that the chalice is from Tiffany & Co.

After taking a shot of vodka, Jason up-douched himself by stating that he usually only drinks black label whiskey.

by seebass54 July 18, 2011

Up Stick

To pull out a gun on someone

I’m Finna Up Stick on his ass

by Jugsama August 30, 2021