tweed

Someone or something that is as or more annoying as a new wool sweater or cloth when worn against bare skin.

"Gosh, he just won't shut up! He's such a tweed!"

by steele_is_more_cool_than_you March 14, 2009

tweecocking

social media peacocking - writing outlandish or overly vague tweets or facebook statuses as a way to gain attention from the opposite sex

@ladygaga A reincarnation of my birth+artistic spirit. In incubation, awaiting a human lover to save her. #tweecocking

by mkmk23 July 2, 2011

Tweed'd

high as fuck off good ass weed

Puff, puff puff to the brain shot
Love P.O.D.ed and tweeded, gotta get another case for my trunk
Old English, really don't need it, but in case my trues wanna
get drunk
Krazyie Bone - Bone thugs n harmony - Thuggish Ruggish Bone

by Dave April 16, 2005

treefag

A dirty man who spends his whole life in a tree. To survive he eats apples and other things that surround him.

Bob:I thought I heard something coming from that tree.
Andrey:Naw, it's probably a bird.
Bob:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, a treefag run!

by Andre April 25, 2005

tweedle

The act of ordering the same meal at a restaurant as one of the other people at your table.

Johnny ordered the steak. I didn't want to tweedle so I ordered a salad.

The menu is four pages long! Why are you tweedling off me?

by D. Vista April 26, 2005

Tweeb

An idiot. Something like an asshole.

What a tweeb! You're such a tweeb!

by Dr Smith Dbn March 28, 2010

Treefriend

Seattle based activist committed to the elimination of
the petroleum powered internal combustion engine, re-greening Seattle, removing 75% of all pavement in Seattle, and revoking corporate personhood and all rights afford them therein.

That dude in the Birks is farther left than Treefriend.

by Otto Blabbo July 30, 2007