Turrent

A dumb word my corporal swervin irv says cause he can’t fucking talk right with his country bumpkin ass.

Corporal it’s turret not turrent.

by Trey hinton April 1, 2019

turketor

an ordinary turkey looked down upon be most other turkeys. During her school years, he got picked on a lot. Later in life, his anger built up so he broke out at the turkeys who over powered him and put him in shame. That is how tuketor came to be. After a while he figured that if he raised a huge army of chipmunks that he could over power the turkeys that shamed him. People let him develop his army because they thoght that they could never be over powered by 'petty chipmuks'. That was their fatal mistake. He later grew powerful and his chipmunks did indeed enforce turketor's new tyranny. Although the most powerful turkey in history, he was assassinated by a of a larger species's hired assassin, Miss Paula, now dreaded by turkeys. Luckily he had a priest that could reincarnate turketor's soul into a little red man. That man now has hermitized at an unknown place to all, waiting and plotting his next poer sceme. It is a very sad story of a turkey who ended up ruining his life into more misery because of how others treated him in her young years.

-It's Turketor! Where's our eggs?!
-all hail turketor!

by this is about turketor. Not me! December 1, 2003

nigger turrets

(noun) When your white friend cant stop saying nigger around their black friend. ie your white friend trying to fit in

Jim: Yo my friends got Nigger Turrets.

by cuckymcfucky January 19, 2018

Turbulence Turrets

The inability to control the swear words that fly out of your mouth when the plane you are riding in hits a nasty air pocket.

I was quietly enjoying my flight when the plane jerked and tossed me up in the air and F-Me came loudly out of my mouth much to the chagrin of the passengers around me. That is how turbulence turrets came to be.

by Big E Mc October 22, 2012

football turrets

The yelling of random profanity while commenting on a football game. Commonly used when one's favorite team messes up a simple play.

Adella: What the fuck? How did that son of a bitch catch the damn ball?
Trevor: Sounds like someone has football turrets.

by Tvland3458 April 3, 2016

tureet

a Northen way of saying hello, especially in Wigan

tureet Billy lad, not seen you in ages!

by abeybabey January 19, 2008

turrt

Most commonly used to refer to a gun turret (a device that protects the crew or mechanism of a projectile firing weapon and at the same time lets the weapon be aimed and fired in many directions). Or, in architecture, a turret (from Italian: torretta, little tower; Latin: turris, tower) is a small tower that projects from the wall of a building such as a medieval castle.

Dude, I was playin Hayylow and I got 19 killz with a turrt! Man I be's the shiz

by PNL April 2, 2008