turfin

bay area

controling your neighborhood

"when u keep your gun in a bush, your feddi in a bush"

by cita March 24, 2005

Turking

Throwing dead, frozen, baby turkeys on neighbors' lawns. This can also be done by placing the turkey in a mailbox.

We went turking last night and john got three mailboxes.

by Steve2 May 21, 2007

Turning white

Getting waaaaay toooo hiiighhh

I totally was turning white at the Blue concert!

by Nanzdrew November 29, 2014

Turning red

A movie we all thought was bad but it was actually pretty good (except for the cringy parts)

Person 1: Imma watch turning red. Do you wanna watch turning red with me?
Person 2: Sure, but I bet it's gonna be bad.

(After watching turning red)

Person 2: Not gonna lie, but that was pretty good! Except for the cringy parts.
Person 1: I know right!

by logicool May 26, 2022

face-turning

n. Muffling out an interlocutor by slowly - yet unexpectedly - turning away their cranium with the palm of your hand. Can be construed as either playful or patently insolent by the receiving end.

Randy: You're boring me.
::turns her face::
Dina: What just happened?
Randy: It's called face-turning, toots. Deal with it.

by brown eyed girl March 24, 2006

Turning fapanese

When you make a dumb face while masturbating, usually involuntarily.

My grandma walked into the bathroom and saw me turning fapanese. I think she liked it.

by CWB71 February 4, 2016

turding

The act of telling your friends you are going to go pee and (insert a couple of other activities/chores) so that your long absence doesn't give away the fact that you were pooping.

Larry: Welcome back, how was the poop?
Chickie: I wasn't turding!!!!!

by rusrsrn July 28, 2020