A low, quiet, almost melodic fart. It is sometimes associated with the sound a woman makes when she farts and is often mistaken for a creaky door.
I like kimchi, but kimchi doesn't like me. Like if you want to hear the nun playing the trumpet, you get me a little bit of kimchi.
by RedRockRun October 18, 2013
Get the Nun Playing the Trumpet mug.When your trumpet grows a toupee and starts blasting out loud and obnoxious voices saying,"China,make America great again,I love the Mexicans!"
by I hate Donald trump December 16, 2015
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by tony January 28, 2004
Get the cum trumpet mug.A portmanteau of "Trump" and "Simpletons." Delineates the poorly-educated multitudes who gravitate, inexorably, to the banner of Donald Trump's 2016 presidential campaign. Trumpletons not only tolerate their demagogue's blatant disregard of truth & factual evidence, and his dearth of basic human decency - they also cite these traits as the most admirable qualities about Trump and his candidacy. Accordingly, Trumpletons take orgasmic delight in repeating and re-tweeting (or, in the case of these Orwellian sheep, "re-bleating") the myriad fictions and falsehoods Donald Trump disseminates on a daily basis.
**Additionally, what makes "Trumpletons" such a befitting sobriquet is the fact a "Trumpleton" also refers to "air or gas escaping from a male member's urethra." Given how full of proverbial "hot air" Donald Trump is, how much of it he spews forth, and his knack for alluding to his manhood...people who espouse Trump's ideology are, in a sense, huffing an abundance of penile flatulence.**
**Additionally, what makes "Trumpletons" such a befitting sobriquet is the fact a "Trumpleton" also refers to "air or gas escaping from a male member's urethra." Given how full of proverbial "hot air" Donald Trump is, how much of it he spews forth, and his knack for alluding to his manhood...people who espouse Trump's ideology are, in a sense, huffing an abundance of penile flatulence.**
"Donald Trump could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and he wouldn't lose any votes amongst his loyal Trumpletons."
"The more false or offensive Donald Trump's rhetoric gets, the more his flock of Trumpletons stands by his every word."
"When Donald Trump warned "there might be riots" if he's denied the GOP nomination, the RNC began fearing that legions of Trumpletons will take this as a literal call to arms.
"Trumpletons across America have angrily petitioned for firearms to be allowed at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland."
"The more false or offensive Donald Trump's rhetoric gets, the more his flock of Trumpletons stands by his every word."
"When Donald Trump warned "there might be riots" if he's denied the GOP nomination, the RNC began fearing that legions of Trumpletons will take this as a literal call to arms.
"Trumpletons across America have angrily petitioned for firearms to be allowed at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland."
by grammatticalerror June 30, 2016
Get the Trumpletons mug.Oral sex performed on a man with his pants still on and buttoned with the penis pulled through the zippered opening.
by brokenresearch January 17, 2011
Get the Pocket Trumpet mug.An instrument created to appease the gods; a music device that takes a month to learn and a lifetime to master.
by Virg February 20, 2005
Get the trumpet mug.Trumpet (deriving from the english words "trump" and "pet") is used to describe the supporters and fans of 2016 Presidental Candidate Donald J. Trump.
The fact that the supporters themselves often sound like actual untuned trumpets when they scream "USA, USA, USA", is just a coincidental bonus.
The fact that the supporters themselves often sound like actual untuned trumpets when they scream "USA, USA, USA", is just a coincidental bonus.
by Fiskarfred July 30, 2016
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