The act of opening a co-worker's CD drive and then flipping over their mouse, whilst calling out "Disco...turtle". This is done only for the purpose of annoying them.
The actions may be performed either by themselves or together, but if performed together, "Disco" always precedes "Turtle".
The actions may be performed either by themselves or together, but if performed together, "Disco" always precedes "Turtle".
Ethan leans over Brandon's computer while he is talking to Lucas. Ethan hits the open button on Brandon's CD drive and calls out "Disco!" and then flips his mouse over, calling out "Turtle!"
Brandon says, "Dammit, I got Disco Turtled!"
Brandon says, "Dammit, I got Disco Turtled!"
by King of the Water Cooler May 14, 2010
Get the Disco Turtle mug.When you let a little bit of shit come out, and then squat over someone's face, smearing your shit around a bit.
Then withdraw the poop back into your ass, like a shy turtle.
Then withdraw the poop back into your ass, like a shy turtle.
by River and Hannah May 4, 2009
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To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.
by Tommy November 19, 2003
Get the turtle head poking out mug.(verb – present participle) The act of experiencing the summit of a crusty turd protruding from your sphincter (a turtle head); to really need a crap
Onlooker: "Why are you walking so strangely?"
Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."
Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."
by Don de Mookster March 4, 2009
Get the turtle-heading mug.A turtle test is when you're not sure if you need to fart or shit, so you relax your butthole and push a little, and if a turtle's head peeks out, you clench your ass so you don't shit yourself. That is a "positive" turtle test. A "negative" is when a fart comes out.
Dude, pull over, I've gotta take a shit.
No way Bro, can't you just fart or something?
I just did a turtle test Dude, and it was positive. Pull over before I shit in your car.
No way Bro, can't you just fart or something?
I just did a turtle test Dude, and it was positive. Pull over before I shit in your car.
by Otto Parts December 12, 2012
Get the turtle test mug.Girl One: You hooked up with Ricardo?
Girl Two: We had sex all night long.
Girl One: Ah---that was one happy turtle.
Girl Two: Of course.
Girl Two: We had sex all night long.
Girl One: Ah---that was one happy turtle.
Girl Two: Of course.
by rpm+me=ht September 19, 2008
Get the happy turtle mug.Celph Titled (AKA The Rubix Cuban) is a Cuban rapper from Tampa, Florida who is known for being a part of the Demigodz crew as well as a member of Army of the Pharaohs.
Celph is known for his hilarious punchlines and wordplay, on guest appearances his rhymes will likely include wordplay that exploits the double meanings of certain words. His rhymes have historically been considered "weapon centric" focused on humor related to the use of weapons ranging from pistols to bazookas.
He is also known for actively trying to keep the style of hip hop used in the 1990s in the mainstream and has become increasingly influential as a result, proving he is much more than a punchline rapper.
Celph is known for his hilarious punchlines and wordplay, on guest appearances his rhymes will likely include wordplay that exploits the double meanings of certain words. His rhymes have historically been considered "weapon centric" focused on humor related to the use of weapons ranging from pistols to bazookas.
He is also known for actively trying to keep the style of hip hop used in the 1990s in the mainstream and has become increasingly influential as a result, proving he is much more than a punchline rapper.
Celph Titled Notable quotes:
"I don't got to use god's name in vain, to get my soldiers to blasphemy (blast-for-me)."Celph
"I can't change laws son, that's a Government issue"
"I break laws with my gun, that's a Government issue"Celph
"I'm like Donkey Kong, I got you n!ggas dodgin' my barrels"Celph
"I'm like a circus show sniper, I aim for the jugular"Celph
"I don't got to use god's name in vain, to get my soldiers to blasphemy (blast-for-me)."Celph
"I can't change laws son, that's a Government issue"
"I break laws with my gun, that's a Government issue"Celph
"I'm like Donkey Kong, I got you n!ggas dodgin' my barrels"Celph
"I'm like a circus show sniper, I aim for the jugular"Celph
by P-Gunna November 10, 2010
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