Attack toaster is a sexual identity where you are hot like a toaster and feisty and ready to attack. Also, your body is covered in metal and plugs into a wall. If you don't agree with me then you have big gay and deserve to die in a hole because you are a toasterphobic gaywad.
Person 1: I sexually identify as an attack toaster
Person 2: Thats okay, im not a toasterphobic gaywad!
Person 2: Thats okay, im not a toasterphobic gaywad!
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n. An exclamation used to express a BOOM roasted to a lesser degree.
v. Boom roasted to a lesser degree; to have suffered from a good insult, but one not quite as scathing as to merit a boom roasted.
v. Boom roasted to a lesser degree; to have suffered from a good insult, but one not quite as scathing as to merit a boom roasted.
Bill: "Hey Joe, you must be stupid because you're black!"
Joe: "Clearly, you're the black one because I'm actually Mexican."
Bob: "Oooh. pop toasted."
Joe: "Clearly, you're the black one because I'm actually Mexican."
Bob: "Oooh. pop toasted."
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