Alfonso Torres

Alfonso Torres is a downright genius. He's pretty freakin cute and really outgoing. He gets shit done and isn't afraid to speak his mind. He is rteally random and is guaranteed to make you laugh. He lives in the crap town called terra bella.

dang he just busted an Alfonso Torres and got perfect scores

by statsoffire December 7, 2010

Torrent

A large, overwhelming flood; an overwhelming number or amount.

This is the academic definition of the word and i think its important to point out because it shows the root of why its called Bit-torrent.

The torrent of abuse lead Simone to flinch with every human touch.

by Pseudo-hym September 16, 2009

Fernando Torres

basically, the hottest piece of ass on the soccer field.

Lisa: hey, who's that guy on spain's national team with the amazing facial structure and hair?
Jessica: That's Fernando Torres.
Lisa: I want him.
Jessica: fuck off, he's mine.

by putaporfavor July 28, 2010

Torrent Shopping

The act of going into a music store to look for albums to illegally download off the internet for free at home

Hughy couldn't think of any bands to download, so he decided to go torrent shopping at HMV

by Dudey McCool May 27, 2009

Torrean

Torrean is the best looking person you’ll ever find and he cares about his friends

Torrean is a good friend

by Long_dipings_poop October 21, 2018

Toilet Torpedo

Dropping a toilet bomb that is backed directly behind it buy a large fart. The resulting eruption from the fart launches the turd at high speed into the rear toilet wall.

Friend 1: Hey man you done in the bathroom?

Friend 2: Ya I had a bad case of the toilet torpedoes!

Friend 1: Aww, man did you clean it off the back of the bowl?

by jwaybut November 18, 2009

Dirty Torpedo

The name given to a penis after having butt sex with somebody, before it has been properly washed.

I need to get home and take a shower so I can get rid of this dirty torpedo.

by Newtman98 July 8, 2010