Tops

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A pair of either old or new toms shoes that are cut into slippers or flops.

"Are those your old toms?"
"Nah man, tops now"

by AngieM December 25, 2011

tomsula

The first guy to come over and bang your wife or girlfriend during hard times or after breakup. The Tomsula sports a signature thick black mustache luring unsuspecting women in hopes of a unique "riding" experience.

That Tomsula thinks he's hot shit, but but I just knocked up his daughter.. and I have aids. Welcome to the family, bro.

by Realtalkdaily December 10, 2015

topular function

gettin head. oral sex.

Aye yo i heard u got that topular function last night RS.. nah i got head dumbass, same thing hoe

by DirtyBubby May 25, 2018

ToeSucker69

A dude who loves to suck some good ol toes

"You suck toes," toesucker69 responds, "you know it"

by xToeSucker69x March 6, 2018

Topgunnilingus

When your girl thinks your oral skills are so good, you deserve a “Top Gun” award

She thinks that my oral skills are so good that she told her friend that I could teach Topgunnilingus.

by Snarky Bald Asian July 22, 2019

Topullapelosi

To sneak out for to get totally blown out

I was caught on cam in a Topullapelosi

by Eggnpud September 3, 2020

topsack

When your balls are above your penis

Lol you can’t speak you have topsack

by Rahtopsack October 14, 2020