Topsu 

A Topsu is a perfect definition of what a man should be! A Topsu is an amazing person, he is smart, talented and kind and much more! His brilliant taste in music and his ability to play it himself makes a Topsu even more brilliant! Topsu is not a fat gamer like a Jonzki. He is perfect in every ways! If you even meet a Topsu, you should consider yourself very lucky! Topsu is an unique human being!

I met a Topsu today! It was amazing!

Topsu by happytopsu August 2, 2020

tonsumology 

Tonsumology is the study of shaving.

The study of shaving is not limited to face shaving, but face shaving is the major focus of the field. Similarly, tonsumology is concerned with all forms of shaving including cart and electric shaving, but focuses on the art of traditional wet-shaving. Special attention is paid to wet-shaving with a single blade where the participant also builds lather by using brush, because this is considered to be the pinnacle of shaving techniques.

Some people simply shave. Barbers offer professional shaves. Others become so enamored with the techniques and materials used in proper shaving that they become involved in tonsumology.

tonsumology by arrowsP160 May 23, 2011

topsykrest 

A person that is bad at fortnite and doesn’t know how to be a good teammate. Bad at everything actually.

Dang. Fucking jimmy is such a topsykrest

topsykrest by Wayste8 June 26, 2019

the totsuki hello

A phrase uttered by Dojima Gin in Food MENT episode 5, an obvious, and hilariously terrible parody of Shokugeki no Soma. He explicitly tells Soma and us, the viewers on YouTube, not to look it up on Urban Dictionary, and then there is a scene cut to Gin flexing his muscles while listening to unrecognizable music.

Dojima Gin: "Ooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!! So the first victim has arrived. I warn you boy, if you take another step into my dojo, I'm going to have to show you what it means to experience 'The Totsuki Hello.' DON'T LOOK IT UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY!!!"

the totsuki hello by DojimaGin906 April 21, 2018

topsail steamer 

A steamy shit taken directly on a woman's chest after a nasty shellfish dinner at the beach.

Man, I gave that bitch a classic Topsail Steamer last night....a real mud river

topsail steamer by TheRealDonJ June 10, 2018

TRY-SARAH-TOPS 

When Sarah tried too hard to be cool. Try-Sarah-Tops, much like the ancient dinosaur it's something you wish to never meet in this lifetime however, like the "dinosour," every now and then we have to endure Sarah like a long boring documentary, sleeping your way though the whole interaction.

Try-Sarah-Tops: Tried way too hard.

Everyone else: ZzZzZz

TRY-SARAH-TOPS by Sarah's neighbour August 27, 2021

tops blooby 

awesome, cool, rad

SHMAOZAO this bear is tops blooby

tops blooby by finn human December 11, 2013