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tomsula

The first guy to come over and bang your wife or girlfriend during hard times or after breakup. The Tomsula sports a signature thick black mustache luring unsuspecting women in hopes of a unique "riding" experience.
That Tomsula thinks he's hot shit, but but I just knocked up his daughter.. and I have aids. Welcome to the family, bro.
by Realtalkdaily December 10, 2015
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tomslanderkillsme

an educated person called Iftu.despises transphobia,racism etc. Hates draco but would like to get railed by him
tomslanderkillsme defended their mutuals from tom stans.
by thiswasdefinitelynotiftu June 1, 2021
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