Topspur

Topspur was referred by a Westbound Logistics China co-owner as the mistaken name of English Premier League club Tottenham Hotspur United. The video placed on YouTube was created between two business partners during a China trip, and the video went viral from then on. Topspur fans are not fond of the video as they believe everyone should know who they are, as often they suffer from spursy which is a feeling of being big/successful when really; one isn’t.

When asked if the man from China could name any Premier league clubs, he mentioned several but when quizzed if he’d heard of Spurs, or Tottenham Hotspur he said no. Never heard of them.

Tottenham Hotspur are a small London football team that often apply pressure and nearly win trophies.

Have you heard of a big football team named Tottenham Hotspur? “No?! Topspur? What’s that?”

Topspur by Westbound December 3, 2019

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Topspur? Whats that?

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Topspur

Topspur is a Banter Name for the Biggest Club in London known as Tottenham Hotspur FC. They like to Batter Small Clubs like Assna which is the Smallest Club in London

Topspur is the Biggest Club in London
Topspur likes to Batter Small Clubs like Assna

Topspur by Clemont Allen April 30, 2022

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Banter name of the biggest club in London, Tottenham Hotspur FC, shows how jealous rivals fans are

Topspur clears Assna, Chelshit, etc

topspur by thekhebslol March 26, 2024

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Totspur

We still don't know What's That

TOTSPUR what's that

Totspur by NotASpurFan November 11, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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