tootstain

A tootstain is a stain that leaves a wet, yet soft poop stain in the underwear, caused by a quiet fart.

Not to be confused with fartstain.

Jane Doe: "fffffff"
John Doe: "What the hell was that, honey?"
Jane Doe: "I believe I just tooted!"
John Doe: "That sounded wet."
Jane Doe: "Oh damnit, it looks like I gave myself a tootstain."

by Mary Jizzle May 6, 2008

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Tootsiejob

When you stick your dick into a girls ass and it is covered in shit. Then she proceeds to lick it off until you ejaculate.

Dude 1: I heard you got a tootsiejob last night.
Dude 2: Yeah brosif; it was awesome when my dick was covered in all that shit but it was so clean at the end of the night that i didn't even bother to shower.

by podizzle September 23, 2009

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Tooss • toolshed • toss • toons • Tootsie Roll • toss salad • tootsie • tootsie pop • toosh • toss my salad

Toss it up

To fuck.

2pac's song "Toss It Up." If you just listen to the lyrics you'll know for sure exactly what he means when he says "Toss It Up." It could mean to throw up your set, but only if used in a different way.

by the nigga tht kno wat up March 25, 2010

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Tootsies

AKA: Toes
Toot-Sees

That girl has the cutest tootsies

by Getta February 16, 2008

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Toss the mop

1) When one finds petty amusement in the pointless destruction of mundane objects, typically while intoxicated.

2) Drunkenly engaging in an act of absurd recklessness in order to progress and amplify the recreational activities of the night.

Variations:

"Mop tosser" - one who destroys things while intoxicated
"Mop toss" - an event in which many objects are destroyed. Similar to a "shit show"

"Yo bro, me and Keith got hammered Wednesday and thought it was a good idea to toss the mop. Campus po almost caught us, but we ducked into 7-11 to grab some teriyaki jerky.

by Mister Mess January 28, 2010

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