Tongated

The act of someone having their ass absolutely clapped in a fight.

"Did you hear what happened to Eric yesterday. He got tongated again, now he's 0-7."

by Chris Browns Wife November 8, 2018

Tongans

Fat lazy smelly cunts who dont have any money or skills. They come to New Zealand and steal from our economy and give absolutely nothing back except from supplying our prison guards with jobs.

Those fat lazy stinky tongans stole from my dairy.

by unhappynewzealander March 2, 2011

Tongan

Tongans are a very ugly and dishonest race of primitive proto humans. They are only half evolved compared to modern humans and they have the physical features of Neandertals. They have large physique, and are almost always overweight. Tongans possess some of the ugliest facial features on earth, with their ugly broad noses, heavy melanin infused skin, ugly greasy hair. Don't ever hire a Tongan to do any construction or yard work or house improvement work. Despite their claim to be Christians, they have no moral scruples and will lie their teeth out to get you to hire them by low-balling their bids only to cheat you big time later by jacking up the prices. And if you don't pay up they will threaten to use physical violence and other illegal tactics to squeeze money out of you. Stay away from Tongans and don't touch them with a 10-meter pole, if they came knocking on your door to do home improvement work for you.

Tongans are crooks. I wouldn't touch a stinking, ugly dishonest Tongan with a 10-meter pole.

by don't like Tongans August 29, 2011

toonage

Adjective meaning cool.
Possibly originating in "Scooby Doo" movie.

"Toonage!" he exclaimed after he saw his new x-box.

by Thomas Pritchard July 26, 2006

M'TOONA

A woman who has cankles and likes to bob her head up and down constantly. She is characterized by her constant smile, even through tears, and has been known to use electrolysis.

Did you see M'TOONA hitting on the French kid?

by LOVE IT April 25, 2004

tonga

Take Longer --> combine the two together and you get 'tonga'. Basically instead of sarcastically saying to someone when they are taking ages, "take longer", you just say "tonga" in a sarcastic tone. I.e. HURRY UP

Someone is taking shitloads of time to get ready........ "Oi....... TONGA!!!!' achshav 4

by acshav 4 May 4, 2006

Tongan

Tongans are some of the biggest people on earth because of their muscle and, or fat. We excell in the sports rugby and football And will kick your ass if you mess with us.We take it offensively if you think we are Samoan. We are much stronger and much mare agressive than Samoans. The Tongan flag is mostly red but every single Tongan in the world is a crip TCG. KINGDOM OF TONGA

Don't ask me to give an example because Ima kick ya ass because Im Tongan

by Haakuu12 October 29, 2007