tooterpocalypse

An exorbitant amount of gas released from the anus that makes your current location uninhabitable.

We gotta get out of here, it's a tooterpocalypse!

by Strawberry-bitchcake September 24, 2015

Tooterishy

The feeling that one has when you have to question a fart.
... never trust a fart

I don't want to laugh too hard as I'm feeling Tooterishy

by Bigvountry March 20, 2019

tooler

A person overly reliant on their tools. Someone applying learned formulas rather than actually understanding their craft.

I should have hired a graphic designer not a Photoshop tooler.

by GlowNGR January 3, 2020

Toomey

equal parts Irish surname and super hip young person slang for tmrw, as in, "maybe we do a gnarly dope first Friday after your coffee banger toomey? Hmu." ;)

" Toomey and toomey and toomey, creeps in this pesky pace from day to day. And all our yestertoomeys have lighted fools the way to friscalating dusklight. "
- William Shakespeare

by Banny C Drisp December 3, 2020

Tomer

The best dad in the world. A lovable guy and always helps you when you need it.

That guy is such a Tomer, I wish I had him as a dad.

by BEENSPENDING November 20, 2021

TOOTER THAT TART

To take ginormous fecal matter followed with massive bloody angry diarrhea on a pop tart that will make someone pass out in seconds just from the smell.

Demarcus cousins III: I’m about to TOOTER THAT TART
Tyrone: NO PLEASE
Demarcus cousins III: HERE IT COMES 🤯🤯🤯
Tyrone: *faints*

by Blueballs87 February 25, 2023

tooter bop

tooter bop- something faggots say not knowing your supposed to say “thooter bop”

Jay-Z: Beyoncé why were you out being a little tooter bop last night?
Beyoncé: Jay-Z what the fuck is a tooter bop? Do you mean thooter bop?
Jay-Z: NO YOU TOOTER BOP

by baddiefrmda408 September 9, 2023