toad

1. a person who is slow and lazy

2. one who is thinking about sex constantly and relating it to everything

1. You can call your friend a toad when they are being lazy, such as procrastinating on an assignment.

2. Person A: Those tight pants look really good on you.

Person B: don't be a toad

by smiglet March 20, 2022

toad sticker

A knife with a long, sharp blade. A shiv.

Jack the Bear sliced up the Pachuco with his toad sticker.

by The Wog Whomper May 4, 2005

ToadWarrior

The |33test & most badasstic, dick-swingin'est ninja ever to work your tired-ass granny over on a courtesy drive-by. w¾rd. The People's Frank Stallone™.

If I had a uterus, Toad would be it's proprietor.
:nin::up:

by Komodo August 29, 2003

Clunge Toad

Noun. (colloquial) : An aborted foetus or miscarriage.

1) "She's just laid an absolute clunge toad."

2) "Did you ask if you could keep your clunge toad when you were at the hospital?"

by Doktor Charles Lunge (PhD) April 5, 2009

Camel Toad

"Camel Toe" written on a peice of paper, except when iced tea has been spilled on said paper and some dumb bitch reads it, then writes to a newspaper columnist because she thinks it's a drug her godson is taking. (Find the picture online)

Camel Toad The reason the pool is so popular.

OMG! Help me! My godson wrote on a peice of paper he was going to the pool to scout out some...err.... Camel Toads? YES! CAMEL TOADS! OMG it must be a drug because Urbandictionary.com doesn't have a definition nor does any drug dictionary! What the fuck is a Camel Toad!

You dumb fucking bitch.

by bexposito October 17, 2005

Horny Toad

A male that is usually horny about 24/7 to be exact. Constantly daydreams about sexual fantasies. Usually named Alfred. Like to seduce mexican women. Once seduced he turns back into a toad

There goes that horny toad

by kjsndfsnd August 8, 2012

Toad Job

Getting a blow job from a woman excessing over 225 pounds.

Mike- Did you hear Jake got a toad job?!

Tim- SICK! from who?

Mike- Connor! She is like 250 pounds, too!

by The Best Mane October 21, 2009