The Red Bedding

Wait until your girlfriend/wife is on her period. Set the "The Rains of Castamere" on alarm somewhere in your room, house, etc. At this point, pull all the stops at getting your girlfriend/wife turned on, short of full-insertion (hair-tugging, neck biting, etc.) until a majority of hers, and your clothes, are off. Wait for alarm to go off and you hear the theme of House Lannister playing in the background. Whisper "The Lannisters send their regards," and vigorously stab her with your cock.

Girl 1 - "My husband successfully pulled off 'The Red Bedding' last night, I never saw it coming!"
Girl 2 - "Really? My husband knew about that, like, 13 years ago when we read the book."
Girl 1 - "Fuck off, Susan. No one likes you."

by ShnookieWookies June 13, 2013

bed time

A period ranging from 0:00:00 to 23:59:59 depending on age, gender, marital status, amound of homework, inebriation, and many other factors. Often simply defined as the tome one goes to bed, although there is some dispute as to whether this meant getting into bed or actaully turning out the lights, closing the eyes and attempting to sleep.

by blii February 20, 2003

Bed-Stuy

A 'hood in the BK. That is, a neighborhood in Brooklyn, New York.

Short for Bedford-Stuyvesant. Only reporters call it that, especially when reporting news on gentrification or terrible murders.

Biggie Smalls, the Notorious B.I.G. was from Bed-Stuy.

It's pretty rough up there so it used to have the slogan:

BED-STUY DO-OR-DIE

A: Where do you live?
B: Bed-Stuy.
A: Oh. (slight terror)

by alice court May 27, 2009

musical beds

The practice of casual sex with mutiple partners.

That dude played musical beds and did three girls in one night.

by megriley September 5, 2006

tulip bed

A coffin

"Lay low at the bottom of a tulip bed, they know Ruby gone out on a useless thread"

by Lil_Tougue February 6, 2018

Going to bed

What someone says they will do when they are about to jerkofff. They probably don't sleep for another hour

I'm going to bed. Let's see how far I can shoot my cum

by Teenager16 April 12, 2021

monster bed

A large amount of people sleeping in one bed.

Oh My Dad, when we were rollin' monster bed last nite, I was straight up pig sweating.

by K49 December 14, 2009