rubber-titted

A derogatory adjective usually accompanied by vapid, fake, or stupid, and followed by bimbo. May be directed toward a woman (or twink) who is considered both fake and dull. Generally, blonde actresses, often porn stars, who cannot carry on a conversation for the memory span of a goldfish nor perform their job exceedingly well.

Person #1: Oh my god! Megan Fox is sooo fucking hot.

Person #2: That rubber-titted, plastic, airhead-of-an-actress?

by lesbionix June 29, 2010

jungle titties

Breasts like a national geographic tribal woman.

She got some jungle titties

by Boobah September 20, 2013

leedle titties

Extremely small titties that can confortably fit betwixt your thumb and index finger.

"LEEDLE TITTIES" Shouts Bobby and Sam in unison

by Scalzo98 August 31, 2015

mop titties

Breasts so large and hang so low that you could mop the floors while walking around with them.

This place is filthy, and the floors are sticky. We should have Suzy over to clean up with those mop titties of hers.

by Discoinsterno April 19, 2018

olive titties

big crusty tits with pancake nip nops that look extremely delicious. you'd want to gobble them up whole but you can't, sadly.

"damnn that chick has olive titties"

by crustyteet September 25, 2019

epic titties

magnificant bodacious female asset

a 80 AD Stoic aka Epictetus

she got sum epic titties.

by epictetus0 October 7, 2019

Block-Away Titties

When you see a woman from an entire city block away, and you think to yourself "Damn, that girl got some big titties!"

"I'm telling you, they were bigger than my head. This girl had block-away titties."

by Rex Johnson, Private Eye August 27, 2013