Shitty Tire

Another slang term for the Canadian hardware store "Canadian Tire", also known by most people as "Crappy Tire". "Shitty Tire" is used as a replacement noun in cases where the term "Crappy Tire" doesn't quite cut it anymore

Steve: "Hey, man, is your car still at Shitty Tire?"

Bill: "Yeah, they ripped all four of my tires and need to wait 2 weeks for new ones to come in, so I can't drive it until then"

Steve: "I wouldn't take my wheelbarrow to Shitty Tire"

by Dan's Z71 March 10, 2018

Tired High

When you're tired to a point where your brain functions worse, and you act as if you're high.

I stayed up all nightblast night, and now I'm Tired High

by Pokémaniac7 September 26, 2019

Don't be tired

It is used when you're gonna appreciate someone's service or when you're gonna grab someone's attention and start a conversation with someone who's already busy doing something.

1- Don't be tired! I know it took you a lot of time to prepare this report.

2- Don't be tired! Can I take your time for a moment to work out the nuts and bolts of our contract?

by Jpower March 9, 2010

Balls Tired

So tired that your whole body is sagging.

(803) I didn't fall asleep 'till 4AM last night.
(675) Man, you must be balls tired.

by Douggins February 8, 2010

Tired Of Trying

The feeling of exhaustion one gets after prolonged duration in a difficult relationshhip.

After years of wondering where you go and what you do while you tell me there is no one else I have to say I am Tired of Trying.

by THE REAL JULIA March 23, 2007

Crappy Tire

Don't take your car to this place. They will upsell repairs and services that you don't need - at inflated prices - using low grade parts that will wear out faster than you can say "rip off". Hires young, incompetent or dishonest grease monkeys who wreck your car inside out.

Crappy Tire told my old lady that she would have to pay $3,000 for repairs - and she only brought her car in for a stinking oil change. Scammers!

by The Real Canadian September 20, 2015

Testing the tires

This is a term that me and my friends refer to when asking if someone has shit stains in their underwear. These are not the lightly browned streaks, but the heavy streaks that look as if someone was using the underwear to help heat up their racing tires at the track.

Damn dude!
You are never going to get laid when you are always testing the tires.
Shit! Please learn to wipe your ass!

by Wun Hung Lo January 11, 2006