Telepathetic

When you complete a telepathic act poorly.

A: I tried to pickup my coffee cup without touching it.
B: How'd it go.
A: All I managed to do is knock it off the bench.

B: Well i guess it just telepathetic.
A & B: yeeeeeeeahhhh

by jibelatto October 21, 2017

Telepathical liar

Brittany's cousin.

Everything is always an exaggeration, she's a Telepathical liar.

by GarageDrunk November 11, 2017

Telepathetic

The ability to use telepathic abilities underwhelmingly. Such as a telekinetic who can make paper wobble and leads levitate. A mind reader that can only hear a single word of a thought, often it is not even the main subject of the thought

Wow you that's so impressing it's telepathetic...

Damn not seven a bent fork, you got telepathetic?

by Mon4rkButt January 19, 2018

telepathetic

Tele - at a distance
pathetic - of a sadness, gaining pity, especially through vulnerability or sadness

We both came to the same sad conclusion at the same time. And both texted we were telepathetic.

by CarlosRicochet! March 27, 2019

Teleputhy

When you and a friend always get your period at the same time. This can also apply to a whole friend group on their period. It's like telepathy but with your ovaries and pussy.

me: fucckkkk i got my period today
friend: oh my god literally same-
friend 2: OMG I GOT IT LIKE AN HOUR AGO...
me: our vaginas are in sync. literally teleputhy.

by Use this word pls - Loolz November 13, 2020

Telepathetic

Someone who's being extremely unpleasant on telephone.

John : Hey please call me later, i dont feel like talking to you anymore

Meredith : Dude can you for once, stop being telepathetic.

by Shihabrk November 20, 2020

telepathetic

1. (adj) to define a supernatural action of reading someone's mind, but only correct 10% of the time. Only works through the connection of WiFi -- rural areas are mostly out of reach.
2. (noun) to define a person who is being pathetic by claiming that he can read people's minds.

What's the WiFi password? I'm fighting a bad guy by using telepathetic, so I really need your help here!

by osmahad42 November 27, 2020