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Thousand oaks

It's just a rich, racist, white, stuck up, overcrowded fucking hellhole!!!! It's filled with nothing but stupid, rich cunts who think they're God and anyone who is poor or homeless is trash!!!! People will stare at you and talk shit if your not driving a bentley or a Benz!!!! It's too hot there and it's too busy!!!! And yes it's also a very boring place; there is nothing to do and nowhere to go. Everything is overpriced and you have to have a car to get around. 99% of the fuck wads who live here suck ass and act holier than thou. Just a bunch of brainless rich soccer moms driving Escalades all day drinking Starbucks and trying to act "cool" fuck this rich shit hole and everyone who lives there!!!! The only cool and nice people are the local homeless.
Thousand oaks is so boring... there's nothing to do and everyone sucks!!!!!
by AMBERR1 October 3, 2016
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thousand island

When a guy cums inside a girl who is having her period, the resulting substance that drips down her legs when she stands up.
Look at the thousand island we got all over my bed! How about a salad?
by Elizabeth Ledbetter July 12, 2007
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thousand bajillion

Used to demonstrate such a ridiculous amount of time, you have to define it by a non-existent number.
I waited to have sex with you for like, a thousand bajillion years! That's way more than I ever would have waited for anyone else!
by JJ Sparkles November 21, 2012
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thousand island dressing

when a man and a women engage in intercourse while the women is on her period, and he’s ejaculates inside her.
ashlynn: I want dick but i’m on my period
megan: just do it man, make some thousand island dressing.
by meganlikesbbc February 21, 2019
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the stench of a thousand whores

An odor so foul and offensive, that will bring a grown man to his knees and make his eyes tear up like raw onions. The stench permeates any clothing that it may come in contact with, and causes the wearer to burn all garments that are contaminated. A scalding shower is a must after such an encounter.
Hey man, what’s that awful smell???? Oh I haven’t had a shower in a month of Sunday’s. Well your ass bears the stench of a thousand whores!!!!
by 2 much time on my hands January 4, 2018
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HIT THEM RIGHT BETTWEN THE EYES
HIT THEM RIGHT BETTWEN THE EYES

WHEN YOU WALK AWAY THERE BE NO MORE TO SAY
SEE THE LIGHT IN YOUR EYE
SEE THEM RUNNING FOR THEIR EYES.
A: Show me how to lie.

B: You're getting better all the time.

A: With a thousand lies and a good disguise?

B: Yes, Hit them right bettewn the eyes.
by Fgyjt February 27, 2022
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day of a thousand shits

A day that is spent on the porcelain throne, frequently producing shits of various sizes and odors.
Bob missed the golf tournament because he was cursed with a day of a thousand shits.
by Tooka Chin Chilla July 11, 2022
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