when the stars align

When an unexpected and nearly impossible event takes place. Usually due to pure luck or the divine intervention of God.

The love of my life left and went back to her own country, and I don't know if I'll ever see her again. But I pray to God each day and when the stars align I hope we'll end up together.

by bigtree_us20 October 24, 2011

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My face when

A meme on 4chan that lets you post what your face would look like in a specific situation. Usually posted in greentext with a picture of said face, like this.

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>mfw a eurofag called American Football smibbily wobbly ball near me

>my face when an American was fat near me

>my face when hitler was still alive

>my face when usa won the world cup

>my face when Soulja Boy is considered a musical artist near me

My visage, mfw, my countenance are acceptable as well

by Roc18 August 20, 2010

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when chickens drive

An outlandish and exceedingly unlikely and fantastical scenario used in place of “when pigs fly” because the latter is a worn-out and tiresome expression.

I will vote for Humpty Trumpty if he runs for future office when chickens drive!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2021

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