theoist

someone who would rape anything if given a chance

Jeffrey, David, Tom, Ivan and Johnny are theoists .

by hugedickrandy August 14, 2025

Anti-theist

Somebody who comes to the sudden realization that they can count the number of wars and genocides that HAVEN’T been caused by religion on one hand, and that maybe mass indoctrination isn’t such a good idea. Cannot stress enough that anti-theists don’t hate people who are religious, they hate the way religions control people from a very young age and how they threaten people with a nonexistent threat if they don’t do as they are told.

All my life I was raised in a Christian household, I was a good follower, I never questioned anything. But the more I thought about it, the more I came to the realization that religion is completely illogical and just doesn’t make sense. I tried to tell my family that I was an atheist, and my dad beat me within an inch of my life. After that I decided that anything that would influence someone to beat their child almost to death in the name of a nonexistent being can’t be just ignored, it needs to be stopped. It was then I became an anti-theist.

by Hail_Satan November 17, 2023

Doggo-Theist

The idiot's religion. Would literally murder children if the Bible or Quran told him to do so. Completely indoctrinated and usually is anti-veganism because he believes God created animals for him to factory farm. Probably doesn't believe in science or vaccines and thinks the earth is literally 6000 years old and flat because it says so in his book.

Yeah, Todd is a real doggo-theist, I'd steer clear of him or he might try to steal your foreskin.

by jerry3242 June 24, 2024

On the list

All of the people on the list have collectivized to lie. AOC was on the list. That is why she voted to keep sending weapons to Israel. Because being on the list is MORE IMPORTANT to her than the things she claims to care about publicly. Jillian Michaels was on the list. Do not let these people get your kids murdered over nothing. That has ALREADY HAPPENED TO SOME OF YOU.

Hym "AOC. On the list! Jillian Michaels? ON THE LIST! Ana Kasparian. On the list! Emma Vigeland! OOOOOOON THE LIST! They chose to play politics with you kids lives so they could do the plot of Get Out to me because keeping my as a gas station employee jeep me servile and to try to make a point about rape. I didn't rape anyone. Shut up about a rape I didn't commit. You don't have a say in what I think, say, or do. Charlie Kirk! On the list! All of these people knew who I was. They knew what was happening. They knew it would happen to other people. And I told them what was going to happen to YOUR KIDS. And they DID IT DELIBERATELY! TO ME! In the hopes that I would follow suite with the people to whom they AREN'T doing it and they could cover up their culpability. They are participating in a cover up to save their own careers. That's why Liam Payne jumped off a balcony. So AOC can take a 3 month vacation on the tax payer dime over the shutdown. So Emma and Jillian and Ana can continue to do their little podcasts and keep playing prettiest news girl. And there's more. FIND THE LIST. I have it by memory. I can give you a list of the people who are trying to cover this up."

by Hym Iam October 2, 2025

Add it to the List

When someone or something is so insignificant that one must add it to the list of things they don’t care about.

Person A: I had a really good day today.
Person B: Add it to the list

Person A: List of what?
Person B: The list of things I don’t give a shit about.

by PeptoNyeah December 3, 2021

your going on the list

when you hear this yk you fucked up. this can lead to being touched or rape. when you hear this phrase, get an unregistered firearm immediately.

alright that’s it pal, your going on the list.

by gregory smith the 18th February 12, 2024

Chekov another name on the list

What da Starship Enterprise officer performing role-call tells da fellow crewmember doing da tally-sheet when their youngest official shows up as instructed.

Spock: Our Russian-youth officer should be here about now --- ahhh, there he is walking in the door now, Scotty --- Chekov another name on the list.
Scott: Aye-aye, Mr. Spock.

by QuacksO August 11, 2025