pwn goal

When scoring a beautiful goal in your own goal.

Guy 1: Did you see that!?!?!
Guy 2: Yeah! Pwn goal!

by Pebbel February 25, 2009

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Lampard goal

a legitimate goal that is denied by a referee due to misjudgement. Source: World Cup 2010 pre-quarter final match between Germany and England. During the match, a Frank Lampard shot bounced off the undreside of the bar into the net but the goal was not allowed by referee Jorge Larrionda.

Oops again! The referee disallowed the goal. The team were a victim of two Lampard goals in a row.

by uttam maharjan July 1, 2010

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goal getter

Someone who strives to achieve their ultimate goal regardless if the outcome is good or bad.

Nancy is a true goal getter. She will stop at nothing to get what she wants.

by Damask May 28, 2008

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field goal

when someone kicks a man in the groin. Normally he is so much pain that it requires a hospital stay.

by Saints September 9, 2003

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Friend Goal

someone that you know who they are, but don't actually know personally. you make it your goal to become friends with them.

Katie: Hey you know that guy that sits in the front of the classroom in algebra?
Kayla: Yeah.
Katie: I think he's my friend goal. He seems pretty cool.

by KaylaAnnette November 5, 2009

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Goal-Lender

A goal-lender is a goalie who believes that he is the best player, but shows his true failure when he steps foot in front of the net. Every shot towards him is let it, almost as if he is lending goals to the other team.

Player #1: Did you see the goal-lender play today?

Player #2: Yeah! Every shot went in!

Player #3: He was practically LENDING goals!

by Drayus December 22, 2010

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