Goal-Lender

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A goal-lender is a goalie who believes that he is the best player, but shows his true failure when he steps foot in front of the net. Every shot towards him is let it, almost as if he is lending goals to the other team.

Player #1: Did you see the goal-lender play today?

Player #2: Yeah! Every shot went in!

Player #3: He was practically LENDING goals!

Goal-Lender by Drayus December 22, 2010

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Lenger goal

when da mandem score a mad ting

*Man scores goal*

Mandem: jeeeeezzzz fam that was a Lenger goal blud

Lenger goal by Lengerswimming November 22, 2022

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Musty Goaltender

When you go down on the woman and her underwear maybe should have been changed a few days ago.

Ouch, I went down on Alison Hannigan and there was a musty goaltender down there last night.

Musty Goaltender by ski9600 September 1, 2009

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Oklahoma Goaltender

(Requires foreskin) Before cumming pull your foreskin over the head to block it

She was about to finish me off and she pulled an Oklahoma goaltender on me.

Oklahoma Goaltender by Re alnegro August 24, 2018

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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