by CedarsAccount December 9, 2008
Get the The Biblemug. the book that is supposed to be the truth about god... fuck that. there is no god, there's jesus because he is in our history books, but no god. GOD IS A FAGGOT.
your fucking god is a faggot.
by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005
Get the The Biblemug. by #Icyunvme... January 2, 2021
Get the Biblemug. The Bible is a collection of religious texts or scriptures sacred to Christians, Jews, Samaritans, Rastafari and others. It appears in the form of an anthology, a compilation of texts of a variety of forms that are all linked by the belief that they are collectively revelations of God.
“I read the bible today .”
by Sonic_rainboom2000 December 24, 2020
Get the Biblemug. by CharlotteChikfila August 3, 2012
Get the biblingmug. A book written by man, not God. That covers the life of discipled and how's God's message was delivered and interpreted from each chosen individual. Throughout time and the spreading of the Bible from land to land. Translations and key words were misinterpreted; twisted; and overlooked.
Examples :
reign ; rain
sun; son
evil; live
Evol; love
Devil; lived
Pass; past
Our; hour
here; hear
Examples :
reign ; rain
sun; son
evil; live
Evol; love
Devil; lived
Pass; past
Our; hour
here; hear
The devil lived and evol is love as seen in the Bible. Our pass has past. We need to treat our planet and each other better!
by PoP-Rox January 14, 2021
Get the Biblemug. The Bible is the way for happy eternal life. People do not like The Bible because it restricts all the sinful "fun". But people love their sin (all the authors of the definitions above) so they decide to go to Hell.
Christian: "Hey, Jesus loves you, don't do that to yourself. Try reading The Bible, it's a The greatest book you will ever read with all he answers you need"
Atheist: "But I love sinning!"
Atheist: "But I love sinning!"
by Csgo7daysban May 19, 2021
Get the The Biblemug.