Terms of Service reader

An insane person (me)

1: I am a Terms of Service reader!
2: Bro what is wrong with you
1: Many things

by Potato the Programmer August 28, 2023

Mind Reader

nickname for Obama director of speechwriting Jon Favreau

The Mind Reader was engaged to Quincy Jones’ daughter Rashida Jones and began his career working for John Kerry in 2004.

by Coop Dupe January 1, 2020

guardian reader

A person who reads a statement in the morning and preaches by the afternoon

Luke Skywalker knows nothing of the force in the morning, meets Obi Wan, learns a bit about the force. Thinks he's a jedi by tea time. Such a guardian reader!

by Gavgav86 September 11, 2020

Readers

Old enough to see well enough until it comes down to smaller print

I need my readers to see the temp & time these frozen fries need to be cooked.

by anonymous September 26, 2020

Sole reader

Like a palm reader but someone who trades the soles of someone’s feet

“What do you do for work?”
“I’m a sole reader”

by Fdggghhgcjj August 14, 2022

Dear reader.

I know Heatherly sent you to see this definition.

I'm watching you dear reader.

by Randommboiy November 29, 2022

reader#6666

A person whos discord user is reader#6666 and is named “Eli” hates Gentaro.

Jeez why does reader#6666 hate gentaro so much….

by reader#6666 April 24, 2022