counter-rage

Raging in order to prevent a drunk from raging and harming other people or property.

James was about to tear the whole fucking house down, but Marty counter-raged and stopped him.

by Curt N. April 14, 2008

counter doxxing

When you dox someone who dox you or your friends

Person1: Man do I hate counter doxxing

Person2: Then don’t dox any one

by Jumping pluto January 20, 2021

Down Counter

A degenerate computer engineer who uses inferior methods in loop counting.

Man that guy is such a down counter! He starts every loop at the top value.

by timreth May 5, 2023

Counter facial

When you Try to give a woman a facial but she catches the spunk in her mouth and spits it in your face instead.

Fuck sake bro I was gonna cum on her fave but she did a counter facial

by SpasticWanker June 23, 2019

Counter Snake

When your homie attempts to have intercourse with a women you then come from behind and have intercourse with him.

Jeff countered snaked me when I was Jennifer!
Stop yelling before I counter snake you.

by HAPL April 3, 2022

Counter Cocked

You (a man) take off your pants to show off your goods. She responds by showing hers. Uh-oh. Looks like she's not a she at all, and it's bigger than yours. Guess what? You just got counter cocked.

Jimmy knew he was about to have a long night when she lifted her skirt and counter cocked him by a multiple of three.

by Mo_Shift_Fo October 16, 2016

hopping counters

To engage in sexual intercourse; sexual union between humans involving genital contact; the act of hopping over a counter, skipping foreplay, to immediately begin a sexual act.

I was tired of getting mixed signals from the guy who was eyeing me at the office, so I finally went over to him and and we began hopping counters. It was really intense.

by seabear69 October 15, 2011