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Rumpus Compass

The supposed ability of a person to find someone with an attractive buttock by ‘sensing’ the location of said buttock in their mind.
My Rumpus Compass is telling me to go over there.
by GoingNorth June 12, 2018
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Compassion

Foregoing your happiness for good of the others. It's a lose-win situation, that will make others happy, but not you
It's better to be selfish than compassionate. Your happiness is more important than happiness of the others
by UltraRih August 28, 2022
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The inner compass

Aka the penis. The dictator of what makes men do the things they do.
“The inner compass led Brendan to deflower his pet alpaca, much to the the disgust of his wife”.

“Larry, a balding and overweight failing real estate agent, made the bold decision to purchase a BMW convertible. Actually it wasn’t Larry, it was his mid life middle compass”.
by The Shoebill Storker April 13, 2022
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compass

Have you seen Compass today?
by hehe225 November 21, 2021
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Human Compass

A person that fails to understand the logic of motorway signs/junctions. Often happens on the Manchester to London route.
How will i get to the gig in London? Should i use detailed maps or should i be a human compass and wing it
by LucieM December 11, 2008
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compass-brain

A symptom associated with an alcohol hangover when one turns their head faster than the brain can process what the eyes see, causing delayed disorienting vision.
Oh man I need to sit down. I drank too much last night and when I turned around just now Compass-brain almost made me fall down.
by Crystal Methany May 22, 2017
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