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Compassion Cupcake

When your buddy is feeling down, you fill their ass with an “ample amount” of coolwhip and eat it out. Great for rainy days, it’s sure to make you feel better when you’re sad.
My buddy Rafael is looking upset today. I think I’ll give him a tasty compassion cupcake.
by xX_odie_Xx October 23, 2019
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Compass Method

When your booty call has whiskey dick and you tug it from North, South, East, to West and to help him revive.
I booty called my ex bf and his dihh went limp while we were getting it on, due to a long college football Saturday of slamming beers and blowing down with the boys. With limp dihh in hand, I told him I will now perform the compass method as a last ditch effort to make this work.
by carrot5312 September 21, 2025
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Compassion

Foregoing your happiness for good of the others. It's a lose-win situation, that will make others happy, but not you
It's better to be selfish than compassionate. Your happiness is more important than happiness of the others
by UltraRih August 28, 2022
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Rumpus Compass

The supposed ability of a person to find someone with an attractive buttock by ‘sensing’ the location of said buttock in their mind.
My Rumpus Compass is telling me to go over there.
by GoingNorth June 12, 2018
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The inner compass

Aka the penis. The dictator of what makes men do the things they do.
“The inner compass led Brendan to deflower his pet alpaca, much to the the disgust of his wife”.

“Larry, a balding and overweight failing real estate agent, made the bold decision to purchase a BMW convertible. Actually it wasn’t Larry, it was his mid life middle compass”.
by The Shoebill Storker April 13, 2022
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compassibility

The ability to navigate through unknown or unfamiliar surroundings with no navigational instruments.
Using his compassibility, Shelby was able to get us back to the hotel in Amsterdam.
by newbish October 7, 2007
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