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Cleaning the church

Slang term used to describe the act of a conservative woman masturbating. Generally associated with lonely and bored housewives of good nature and standing with god.
Mary: "Where's Janice?, I haven't heard from her all day and her Husband has been out of town for a few days."

Delores: "Oh, she's probably cleaning the church since she hasn't made love for a few days"
by Lunafish May 14, 2011
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Cleaning the Pipes

When you go into the bathroom and you end up taking a shit, pissing, and ending with a good ol' hearty fap.
"What the hell is he doing? He's been in the bathroom for 40 minutes."
"Prolly just cleaning the pipes"
by SantasTwerkshop December 28, 2013
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The Specialists Clan

A gaming clan that was established back in 2005 by GEN.Psychoman=TS=, SpeciaLizing people all over the world from the US and the UK. You'll know when you've been SpeciaLized by one of the =TS= members so watch out. Always recruiting awesome people. Play games including Counter-Strike Source, Battlefield, Enemy Territory Wolfenstein, Garry's Mod and Minecraft.
Player #1: OH YEAH The Specialists Clan, they rock!

=TS= Member #1: Prepare To Be SpeciaLized!

=TS= Member #1: You've Been SpeciaLized!

Player #1: DUDE OMG!!! I just got SpeciaLized!

=TS= Member #1: =TS= for life! SpeciaLized forever!
by GEN.Psychoman=TS= October 8, 2011
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The Master Cleanse Diet

A ridiculous diet made popular by celebs, especially Beyonce after she lost 20 pounds on it. Basically, you eat and drink nothing but lemon maple syrup water for at least ten days. Your body goes into starvation mode and you drop, like, FIFTY BAZILLION POUNDS. The recipe for the master cleanse juice is:

60 ounces of filtered water

12 Tablespoons of organic grade B maple syrup

12 Tablespoons of organic lemon juice

1/2 Teaspoon cayenne pepper powder

I've tried it once. ONCE. Nearly died; I felt as if I would never feel happy ever again (lol dementors)

I dropped about seven to nine pounds in on week, but felt like a living corpse. All I could do to avoid the hunger was sleep. All day. The mere mention of food or dining made me feral.
Pretentious Betch: Oh snap, I can't fit into these size 00 jeans. Time to guzzle some master cleanse!

Logical Size 4 Girl: The master cleanse diet? As in, to cleanse yourself of toxins? You're doing it to cleanse, right?

Pretentious Betch: Suuuuure am!
by soapboxamplifier July 26, 2009
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Cleaning the clarinet

The action of rubbing and tugging on one's penis that will eventually cause ejaculation.
I was cleaning the clarinet last night and it got all over the sheets.
by Johnny McLimp October 12, 2016
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The Q Clan

A Kick ass CSS/DODS Clan. Runs servers in CSS, Dods, Bf2, Bf2142
Damn. The Q Clan sure beat down |Bteam| last night.
by Mike Card December 14, 2008
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put the cap on the kitchen cleaner

shutting up your wife or female friend when she's out of line
Bob: "Man, my woman's been telling all my friends about how I've only got one testicle."
Joe: "Dog, you best put the cap on that kitchen cleaner!"
by Nicholas D October 6, 2003
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