The text equivalent of verbal diarrhea or mouth diarrhea. Stuff so stupid, inane, weak, lame, just plain embarrassingly bad, etc. that it makes you cringe just to read it on your computer screen (cell phone, etc.).
"90 percent of the stuff people submit to Urban Dictionary is textual diarrhea. Much of it is so bad that it makes you feel embarrassed FOR the person who submitted it."
by jw80808 December 27, 2008
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1. a state of affairs existing between those engaged in a relationship based primarily on text message correspondence.
2. a relationship where having text is the primary goal.
1. a state of affairs existing between those engaged in a relationship based primarily on text message correspondence.
2. a relationship where having text is the primary goal.
We're in a committed, textual relationship because we text each other daily; though I'm afraid she's just using me for text!
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" Umm I think you have a textual addiction, maybe you should go to rehab..."
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" Umm I think you have a textual addiction, maybe you should go to rehab..."
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by Textpert September 27, 2009
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by saint-jim December 14, 2009
Get the textual tourettes mug.When someone txts you first but doesn't respond after the initial txt until the next day when they repeat this annoying habit.
Textual Tease: Heyy! :)
You: Hey:) What's up?!
(20 minutes later)
You: ???
(Nexy Day)
Textual Tease: Hey cutie!
You: Hi whats up
You: Hey:) What's up?!
(20 minutes later)
You: ???
(Nexy Day)
Textual Tease: Hey cutie!
You: Hi whats up
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by Nuju September 15, 2010
Get the textual sensory perception mug.1. Typically a friendship or bond that is limited to the glass screen, or smart phone.
2. A friendship that occurs via text which is usually that status of "close friends", but is basically nonexistent in "real life".
These friendships usually occur under the nose of other friends. More often than not, these "close" friendships occur between two people you never thought would talk to each other.
2. A friendship that occurs via text which is usually that status of "close friends", but is basically nonexistent in "real life".
These friendships usually occur under the nose of other friends. More often than not, these "close" friendships occur between two people you never thought would talk to each other.
Jen the scene kid and Scott the Jock were a part of a 6 person group of friends. Their one-on-one chemistry in the friendship was nonexistent until Scott picked up "them digits". Several months later the other 4 friends were utterly shocked when Jen and Scott started dating since they never talked to each other in person. They concluded that they must have been having a secret textual relationship.
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