taxuration

to show that each separate tax increase is an addition to a massive list of taxes already in effect and can't be considered in isolation

California is considering adding another tax, this taxuration is will further soak it's residents for years to come, probably forever.

by TaxingUnicorns March 28, 2019

Textelationship

When you have an amazing texting relationship with someone, but when you see them the next day, they don’t talk to you.

I thought he liked me because of our textelationship.

by _____lol. March 6, 2020

Textpiration Date

A set period of time after which a person's past social media posts or texts can no longer be used against them, provided it can be reasonably shown that they no longer carry those problematic beliefs or attitudes.

Like a statute of limitations on getting "cancelled."

Karen: Can you believe Rob said something so offensive? I should show this to his boss.
Stacy: You can't.
Karen: Why not?
Stacy: That comment is 10 years old. It's past the textpiration date.

by C Monty March 22, 2022

premature textulation

When you receive a text and reply without fully reading the original text

Will you pick me up at the airport? I'm flying in on

Caribbean Air?

One writes back and says "yes, what airport and airlines?"
then goes back to read the initial text and says "oops, I see you put in the airlines, sorry.....premature textulation!"

by Babbling Brook December 2, 2010

Premature textulation

When you accidentally hit the send button before you have had a chance to finish the message or read the autocorrect

What the duck...

This is premature textulation

by Oldinc June 10, 2018