Texticles

The alpha numeric keys on your phone used to send a text message. QWERTY refers to the order in which your texticles are laid out. Some texticles are large, and some are small enough to cause you to hit the wrong key and mis-spell a word.

A. Your girlfriend borrowed my phone and had her fingers all over my texticles.

B. That girl was texting so fast she broke one of her texticles.

C. My texticles are so big they make her hands look small.

by Pepsieholik February 5, 2010

texticle

An individual who incessantly sends you text messages about topics you really have no desire to talk about, especially when anticipating communication from an attractive member of the opposite sex.

Jake (looking at his phone): "Dude, it's another freaking text from Laz about LeBron James. He's sent me six in the last three minutes!"

Scott: "Just turn your damn phone off!"

Jake: "But I can't ... I'm awaiting a text or call from Olga the Lingerie Model about our date tomorrow. Laz is such a texticle."

Scott: "No ... He just needs to get laid."

by J.L. de Plancha July 10, 2010

textless

A neo-definition of "voice mail."

My eyes hurt from so much screen time, send me a textless.

by A.J. Junior January 12, 2006

Textiled

To be kicked out of your dorm room for the night because your roommate is going at it with one of their textbooks.

Dude, I got textiled last night for his econ exam, he figured I'd be better off sleeping on the couch than having to deal with him reciting off all this crazy nonsense

by Sid Barrett May 16, 2011

Texticles

Abbreviations used when texting to save time

She used so many texticles i didnt know what the hell she was talking about

by The 'stupid Guys of class2011 October 6, 2008

Textileness

1. Used to describe the nature of a text message so smooth and suave, that it almost resembles a soft piece of clothing

2. Used to describe a phone with buttons or a touch screen so soft, that one can comment on its proximity to articles made with 100% cotton

Oh damn girl, you've got soft skin. Oh shit, I guess it's just your phone's textileness.

by Grimace232 November 16, 2011

textilect

A combination of TEXT & DIALECT/IDIOLECT -describes that thing we can pick up on when reading text messages that help us identify who we are talking to.

I could tell it wasn’t actually her texting me because they clearly had a different textilect than hers

by DaBklynDodger February 4, 2024