Quarter Test

A test of the firmness and overall composition of the posterior, typically that of the female. The test involves one person attempting to successfully bounce a quarter off of the test subject's derrière and then measuring that subsequent bounce. It is commonly accepted that if a clean bounce launches the quarter about one to two feet into the air, then the test subject has passed. In the fortunate case that the quarter reaches heights above those aforementioned, then the particular pair of buttocks under scrutiny are considered "Serious Badonk". For information on what one's rump is considered when it "swallows" the quarter, please refer to "Cottage Cheese Ass"

Marcus: Boi, I heard you got yo'self a brand new hoe! How dat ass be workin' out fo'ya?

Tre: Shiiieeettt, nigga you know dat bitch be passin' the quarter test!

Marcus: Aaahhhhh! Dat ass must be thicka' than a muthafucka!

Tre: Nigga, you know it!

by TheMainKraut July 17, 2016

Testerical

A man totally overcome by his raging hormones and being just too male, especially when it comes to fast cars.

He became totally testerical when his girlfriend scratched his Alfa Romeo.

by Gwazel July 11, 2014

Test tube ass nigga

An immature male that is not street smart and cannot properly take care of himself. They generally are mama's boys, fuckboys, and not wearing the pants in relationships etc.

Someone oughta to teach that test tube ass nigga how to make his own money. 24 and still sitting on the couch and smoking all day smh.

by DaisySunshyne May 29, 2019

Tensta

A Swedish suburb known for large amounts of gang activity. Tensta is located in Järva and shares close proximity to Hjulsta and Rinkeby, both also known for gang activity.

If you made the mistake of visiting Tensta, you can count on getting stabbed and, if you are a woman, raped.

Don't visit Tensta.

I visited Tensta last night.

Oh yeah? How did it go?
I got surrounded by 15 year olds yelling "Orten gang" and was robbed at gunpoint.

I see.

by Tensta Hater November 20, 2020

Fork Test

A visual assessment one makes when determining if a minor, typically an underage girl, is worth the risk of incarceration in exchange for an evening of debauchery.

Look at her through the fork, and if she still looks good through the 'bars', then it's worth the risk.

Man, that Hannah Montana is pretty hot. I'd hit that.
Dude! You know she's Jail Bait, right?
Nah, man. She totally passes the Fork Test.

by DarthIbis November 1, 2010

spelling test

An extremery easy test which you have the answers before you take the test.

That spelling test was freakin' easy!!!

by mommy's friend March 25, 2013

poor man's std test

A cheap way to find out what you may or may not have caught from having sex, comprised of having unprotected sex with a girl, then calling her a week later and telling her that your ex girlfriend called and said she tested positive for HIV. The fear caused by this little white lie will incite said girl to go get checked out. Within a week she will call you and let you know what you have or don't have.

Guy 1: "Man. I really wish I had health insurance."

Guy 2: "Why?"

Guy 1: "I've been with so many whores lately, I'd be surprised if I didn't have something, and I can't afford to go to the doctor to get checked out."

Guy 2: "Well now you can thanks to the Poor Man's STD Test!"

by nacko420 July 5, 2010