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Car Tending

Serving/consuming alcohol while riding shotgun in a vehicle whether straight from the bottle/flask or from a “to go” plastic cup from the bar or “hitting the bottle” to save money on drinks at the bar or to “serve” alcoholic beverages to a group of people out of a cooler in the trunk of your car.

*Car Tending in a moving vehicle is illegal and is only “allowed” for passengers with a designated sober driver.

*Most Wisconsin bars do a to go beer (unopened) or to go drink (plastic cup) so Drink Wisconsinably.
*Driving while car tending results in death and making your Mama ugly cry.
*Don’t make your Mama ugly cry.
Dude, we will spend less money at the bar if we are car tending tonight!

If we car tend on the way to the party we will have a pretty good buzz by the time that we get there!
by StrangerDanger19 January 26, 2019
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Prick teasing

When some cunt purposefully goes and teases a person into something. Then the teaser jumps on the the other person like it was all their fault. Bastards.
Prick teasing -That cunts a prick teaser he keeps suggesting somethongbtonleadvme on.
by Moscow Woman August 6, 2020
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ASSHOLE TEASING

It's another person that knows the SEX AD you are running as they are desperate to performing ANALINGUS on you such that they ask for a picture of your BELLY.
Come on TED you would not be here as if it wasn't for the BELLY as come over and let me FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS as please stop this back and forth e-mail ASSHOLE TEASING by sending a video of YOUR ASSHOLE as get your ASS over here, PLEAAASE!!!!
by PRIME ASSHOLE April 4, 2021
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Power Teasing

The pleasure from teasing ones partner in a sexual way, untill they are sexually frustrated.
Vanessa is such a Teasier, shes been Power Teasing me all night. She's been stroking my inner thigh under the table.

Mark: Winne was stroking me all night, but wouldn't do anything more. Its so frustrating!

Kyle: Sounds like she was Power Teasing you, and making you take the next move.
by Soulcipher April 12, 2022
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Group Tenting

When you and the boys pop some Viagra and lounge about in basketball shorts just chilling all night.
Hey. I just happen to have four Viagra on me, and we all seem to be wearing pretty comfortable shorts. You guys wanna go group tenting?
by Oomny July 31, 2024
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port-tending

When you tend to a port, in the harbor.
Mr. C: What's Johnny do? Last I heard, he was the CEO of a Company.

Mr. D: Haven't you heard?

Mr. G: I haven't heard, what happened?

Mr. D: His degrees got revoked. He's port-tending now.

Mr. C: Hey, what's port-tending?

Mr. G: Oh port-tending, he's tending to the port!!

Mr. D: What a noble profession! I have to go the harbor now!!!
by MosesvsJesus February 25, 2024
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Dih Teasing

1, A guy making it look like he’s interested in a girl and overly being affectionate to sell this propaganda.

2,Love bombing someone to the point that they think you’re interested but then ghosting/ditching them.
This guy was ‘dih teasing’ her for an entire week and he straight up just ghosted her!
by Upsilon22 January 18, 2026
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