3 definitions by MosesvsJesus

When a group of men stand in a straight line and whack themselves off, essentially being droll yes men in repeating each other's views, without any sense of self-introspection, external examination, or lack of perception biases. Basically, they are living in brain fog.
Did you see that Linejerk at the McDonald's where Kanye West's car was parked? The birds sang a pretty song, and there were fishsticks in the air. People were trying to catch fishsticks from the air, and eat them, except the linejerk made the cum indistinguishable from the mayo. People were complaining about their fishsticks tasting like detergent, being too salty, and some people piqued it was a new weather phenomenon called "Mayo Rain", oblivious to the fact that it was cum. It was just cum rain, man.
by MosesvsJesus March 1, 2023
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Short form for the word 'Health.' Intended to eventually replace health in school systems in the early 22nd Century when it has picked up in common parlance.
by MosesvsJesus April 29, 2023
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