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telson

The coolest kid on the block. Prone to silliness and shenanigans.
Telson is always acting a fool...I love that kid!
by MamaDeuce March 6, 2015
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Talus

A Talus is a Vary nice and caring guy you will want to date him he will never let you down
hey theres Talus I want to be his friend
by opposing October 14, 2019
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telsi

Verb / Noun - To Telsi tell-see
often mispronounced by math teachers, this word derives from the Serbian word teslah. Which literally means to generate very high voltage, low current, high frequency electricity and pass it through a human being's torso region. This causes the human in question's internal organs to be melted at a temperature of approximately 30,000 °C (54,000 °F), hot enough to fuse silica sand into glass. This is often considered to be the opposite of what is good but telsis are usually, smart awesome and irresistibly beautiful.
Guy 1 - Holy good sweet mosses i think my internal organs just got Telsied.

Guy 2 - Yeah but she looked good doing it
by brian braindawg February 27, 2009
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Telescoping Penis

(noun) a penis that slides back into itself so that it becomes smaller and smaller, which can be the result of--among other things--cold, fear, and ugly women.
"The cold pool caused his telescoping penis to all but disappear."
by Holly M S May 22, 2010
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telesneaky

Alright guys he just went through the telesneaky!
by Wraith November 23, 2004
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Teleshag

Sex with a telepresence system.
I don't miss my mom at all now that we can teleshag!
by Xartle August 4, 2007
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Terusylies

A venereal disease that causes one's penis to swell up and literally explode, leaving the victim without a penis.
Becky is such a bitch! She gave me Terusylies and now I'm straight up dickless!
by Pookie&TacoSauce September 2, 2009
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