THE DIRTY TELEPHONE

When u SKEET in a girls Mouth and stick a dick in her ear just like the olden telephones

Woah QUINCY was given THE DIRTY TELEPHONE after giving head

by Francis Rivas December 15, 2006

oregon telephone pole

When you take a wooden object of 2 feet or more and put majority of it in your anus.

Hey Billy do you want to do the Oregon Telephone Pole.

by The Anus Destroyer August 29, 2016

saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone

To throw up; to vomit.

I had a few too many wobbley pops last night and I spent all morning saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone.

by northerner1 October 8, 2007

telephone

a diffenetion for anybody that talks too much and you want them to shut up

Man hang up the telephone it talks too much.

Disconnect the telephone so i can have some piece and quiet

by Kevin M. May 14, 2005

God's Telephone

When you're so wasted that you're leaning over the toilet yelling "Oh God" or similar between spasms.

Yeah, Stu was on God's Telephone on his birthday.

by Speh May 27, 2004

Telephone

The act of inserting your little finger into a girls anus and index finger into the vagina double whammy, then putting your mouth to one of the used holes and making a telephone noise.

Guy 1: Mmmm i just gave jess a proper telephone
Guy 2: Shut up your gob that is well sick

by lolatrobbie May 3, 2010

teletoon

Stupid TV station with retarded shows like caiouu and my dad the rockstar. the average person would rather watch Mythbusters...at least they have explosions

Guy 1: OMG i love this tv station!!!11one
Guy 2: Geez, ur a retard, change the channel to mythbusters, i hear they are making a chicken cannon or something.
Guy 1: *cries then goes to his room to cut his wrists and worship Teletoon*

by Ludaguffia September 5, 2007