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you can't tell me Touch Tone Telephone isn't gay
you can't tell me Touch Tone Telephone isn't gay
by raybeez May 15, 2022
Get the Touch Tone Telephone mug.1. Expensive and inoperative, though claiming to be otherwise.
2. Fucked, broken.
3. Inadequacy masked by incompetence.
2. Fucked, broken.
3. Inadequacy masked by incompetence.
by Mucus Van Merkin May 11, 2004
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Baby gorillas, whom, because of their small and morbidly obese build, became perfect subjects for a top secret experiment dubbed, "teletubbies".
Kidnapped from their native habitat, they were strapped down hooting and screaming onto operation tables. Their stomachs were removed and replaced with a crude malfunctioning television set, which recieved its signals from a implanted attenna on the top of its head. Because the attenna's reciever must be outside of the body, a hole is drilled through the baby gorilla's brain, making a pathway to stick the electrical equipment through. Unfortunately, this only resulted in having the entire cast of teletubbies having the combined intelligence of tupperware.
To feed the disillusioned apes, a special diet consisting of purified ethanol (tubby toast), and lead paint oatmeal (tubby custard) to keep the seditious thoughts of the infants surpressed. A fake sun watches over them with a ensuringly peaceful baby's face on it to keep the tubbies close to their safety dome. When a tubby escapes, the sun makes a blood-curdling cry, calling upon the dome janitor, a robot vacuum cleaner named "snoo snoo" to hunt down and kill the escapee by devouring it with it's mighty vacuum, grinding the hapless tubby and using it's remains as fertilizer for the vast lush gardens surrounding the dome.
Occasionally when the time is just right, the tubbies may be able to recieve radio waves with their broken attennas, allowing them to eavesdrop on their human overseers, yet baffled by the simplest tasks we can do, such as showering or cooking an egg.
Kidnapped from their native habitat, they were strapped down hooting and screaming onto operation tables. Their stomachs were removed and replaced with a crude malfunctioning television set, which recieved its signals from a implanted attenna on the top of its head. Because the attenna's reciever must be outside of the body, a hole is drilled through the baby gorilla's brain, making a pathway to stick the electrical equipment through. Unfortunately, this only resulted in having the entire cast of teletubbies having the combined intelligence of tupperware.
To feed the disillusioned apes, a special diet consisting of purified ethanol (tubby toast), and lead paint oatmeal (tubby custard) to keep the seditious thoughts of the infants surpressed. A fake sun watches over them with a ensuringly peaceful baby's face on it to keep the tubbies close to their safety dome. When a tubby escapes, the sun makes a blood-curdling cry, calling upon the dome janitor, a robot vacuum cleaner named "snoo snoo" to hunt down and kill the escapee by devouring it with it's mighty vacuum, grinding the hapless tubby and using it's remains as fertilizer for the vast lush gardens surrounding the dome.
Occasionally when the time is just right, the tubbies may be able to recieve radio waves with their broken attennas, allowing them to eavesdrop on their human overseers, yet baffled by the simplest tasks we can do, such as showering or cooking an egg.
by Chang Tan September 1, 2004
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Function: noun
Inflected Forms: plural - tellums
Etymology: American
Date: 1980
1 : A hairstyle in which the hair is short on the sides and back and long at the front.
2 : A reverse mullet often complemented with the back of their hair being spiky.
3 : "Mullet" spelled backwards.
Function: noun
Inflected Forms: plural - tellums
Etymology: American
Date: 1980
1 : A hairstyle in which the hair is short on the sides and back and long at the front.
2 : A reverse mullet often complemented with the back of their hair being spiky.
3 : "Mullet" spelled backwards.
Kate Gosselin has a fabulous tellum.
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Get the Pray tell mug.When two people end up having a conversation via voice mail, because neither persons are near the phone when it rings. This can be both fun and frustrating at the same time.
voice mail 1: "pick up the bloody phone! I need to talk to you."
voice mail 2: "About what?"
voice mail 3: "a bunch of us are going out friday night. Wanna come?"
voice mail 4: "Out where? I need specifics. I'm geting tired of playing telephone tag"
This can continue on for a while, and potentially fill up ones voice mail memory.
voice mail 2: "About what?"
voice mail 3: "a bunch of us are going out friday night. Wanna come?"
voice mail 4: "Out where? I need specifics. I'm geting tired of playing telephone tag"
This can continue on for a while, and potentially fill up ones voice mail memory.
by George Smiggins August 18, 2009
Get the telephone tag mug.A very smart,creative,funny little girl. Teline brings sunshine in everyone lives. Most parents will name their children Amanda or Emily but Teline brings a lot spunk.Teline may not be a popular name to choose but it a unique name.
teline means strong and elegant
teline means strong and elegant
Celine: I'm jealous of the new girl.
Jojo:why?
Celine: i just read what Teline means on urban dictionary. Her named rocks compare to mine.
Jojo: yea it does.
Celine: HEY!
Jojo:why?
Celine: i just read what Teline means on urban dictionary. Her named rocks compare to mine.
Jojo: yea it does.
Celine: HEY!
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