The place where, as a female, people always assume there are available men because of the 4:1 ratio of males to females. What they fail to realize however is the fact that the "Odds are Good but the Goods are ODD". The average male at michigan tech could be seen walking across campus with animals living in their beards or in deep discussion about the newest video game. Although there are good guys available, they are difficult to find as they came to college with a long distance relationship already at hand and walk around in misery. Does distance really make the heart grow fonder?
"Oh how are you still single! There are lots of men up there arent there? It is an engineering school!"
"Oh but its Michigan Tech, where the odds are good but the goods really are odd"
"Oh but its Michigan Tech, where the odds are good but the goods really are odd"
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A school full of high school Valedictorian's and creepy nerds. Every student was either an overachiever or a slacking genius in high school - now they're desparately trying to make C's in Physics 2. The only "normal" ones are the Management majors - they get to sleep and go out drinking during the week while those with real majors have to study their asses off day and night.
The ratio is infamous. Men complain that the women are bitches, women complain that the men haven't hit puberty yet. There are three times as many guys as girls, yet there only seem to be about five dateable men on campus - the rest are busy playing World of Warcraft.
However, all the students at Tech can console themselves with the knowledge that if they do manage to survive and get their degree (even if it takes six years), it can never get worse. Also, they'll be making a lot of money as the bosses of UGA students.
The ratio is infamous. Men complain that the women are bitches, women complain that the men haven't hit puberty yet. There are three times as many guys as girls, yet there only seem to be about five dateable men on campus - the rest are busy playing World of Warcraft.
However, all the students at Tech can console themselves with the knowledge that if they do manage to survive and get their degree (even if it takes six years), it can never get worse. Also, they'll be making a lot of money as the bosses of UGA students.
At 3AM, my high school friends at UGA are out having a good time or sleeping. At 3AM, I am part way into studying for another test that I'm probably going to fail anyway. Screw you, Georgia Tech.
I need some liquor.
I need some liquor.
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Stockholm syndrome;
...is a psychological state in which the victims of a kidnapping, or persons detained against their free will – prisoners – develop a relationship and acceptance of/with their captor(s).
Whereas, Techolm Syndrome is a common state most of us suffer from, where we genuinely do accept, and build up a tolerance for, the faults and unnecessary rituals of our modern technology.
Stockholm syndrome;
...is a psychological state in which the victims of a kidnapping, or persons detained against their free will – prisoners – develop a relationship and acceptance of/with their captor(s).
Whereas, Techolm Syndrome is a common state most of us suffer from, where we genuinely do accept, and build up a tolerance for, the faults and unnecessary rituals of our modern technology.
Guy 1: What are you doing with your mobile phone?
Guy 2: Oh, it's a little weird, I have to lick the battery twice and rub the screen against my elbow, otherwise the call won't go through. I'm used to it.
Guy 1: Dude, you have Techolm Syndrome.
Guy 2: Oh, it's a little weird, I have to lick the battery twice and rub the screen against my elbow, otherwise the call won't go through. I'm used to it.
Guy 1: Dude, you have Techolm Syndrome.
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Legend has it if you stare into the mirror at 3am and rub the one plus 5T on your balls 3 times, the mysterious being shall appear.
Legend has it if you stare into the mirror at 3am and rub the one plus 5T on your balls 3 times, the mysterious being shall appear.
mate, ur computers spunked. if only we had a Tech Graz to fix it.
teacher: does anyone know how to turn up the volume?
*everyone turns around to look at the Tech Graz*
teacher: does anyone know how to turn up the volume?
*everyone turns around to look at the Tech Graz*
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