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Techignorati

A person not well-versed in technical lingo and computer saavy.
He could read computers like a book, around him I felt like a total techignorati.
by Piya October 11, 2007
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Techlie

When a device you operate for others' profit pretends it's human.
An ATM or gas pump that ends your transaction with the message "It's been a pleasure to serve you" that's a techlie.
by Graycard May 10, 2008
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TechNet

An online consortium of knowledge-filled Geeks with plenty of knowledge in Microsoft Products, who pay $1337 a year to subscribe.
Tedd: "I really need a copy of MS-DOS, stat!"
Fred: *hands Tedd the password to the company TechNet subscription* "KGO!"
by Toastpaint January 18, 2009
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Techverbing

The process, ability and/or utilization of transforming a technological platform (stated as a noun) and turning it into an action (stated as a verb).

Typically requires a suffix like "ing" or "ed" at the end of the word.
Googling is one of the earliest forms of techverbing...
by sidneymaxwellprchicago May 21, 2009
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techsessory

contraction of tech(nological) accessory (e.g. Kindle, smart phone, mp3 player, head phones, bluetooth headset, Garmin, etc.)
Even though you left your laptop at home, the constant buzzing of the techsessories in your purse give you away as a technophile.

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by fizixgeek December 14, 2010
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technelation

The utter sense of happiness or elation felt by a non-techie upon figuring out soemthing technological in nature.
I figured out how to install editing software on the computer, and was actually able to import video to it and use it for it's intended purpose! It was an utter sense of technelation. In days past, it would be the equivalent of not knowing how to use your VCR, but soemhow getting it to stop flashing 12:00, and getting your favorite show to record.
by Ms. Hilldog July 7, 2011
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Technerection

An erection caused by over excitement when seeing and/or thinking about a piece of technology.
I got a technerection when Walking through Best Buy.
by B411s05t331 January 3, 2012
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