Target Syndrome

The unfortunate ailment that occurs when a minute case of swamp ass leads to a specific case of road rash resembling a target. The anus forms the bulls eye of the target, and depending on the severity, one or more rash rings may form. These uncomfortable rings of pain force the affected person to walk like a penguin with an unreal case of rickets. In the worst case scenario, symptoms may persist for 3 or more days. In some cases baby wipes up the butt hole may help as long as they flower out for maximum coverage. Lotion every hour on the hour is strongly suggested.

Michael could not attend his P.E. class Thursday because he was forced to lay on his stomach and shower baby powder onto his rear end to put out the fire associated with his case of target syndrome.

by Catfish Billy May 17, 2011

target whore

A person who is way to obsessed with their job at Target and does ANYTHING to make her bosses like her

Tina is a Target Whore

by Joe2333 August 22, 2007

target douchebaggery

an affect of douchebaggery, such like coneing and planking.

when one dresses up in a red shirt and khacki shorts, and pretends to work at target when really they are utter douchebags in disguise.

Jimmy: So hal, plan on doing anything productive today??

Hal: Nah, I may dress up like an employee at target and when customers ask where things are at, give them the wrong directions.

Jimmy: target douchebaggery i see!!

by happyhappyfunfun July 24, 2011

Target Practice

The act of jerking off while in the front parking lot of a target

Hey dude, did you hear that Tony was doing some Target Practice the other day? He beat my record of 2 meters!

by strongzerobitch August 21, 2020

Target Forehead

A girl who has a fat forehead is giving you head, but doesn't want you to nut in her mouth. Her forehead is so fat, it makes the perfect target to finish on.

I saw this one bad bitch at the bowling alley and she got that perfect target forehead.

by LilCox June 21, 2021

target practice

Placing a flushable object in a toilet (like a small piece of toilet paper), then urinating on it. Usually done by males.

I'm bored and sober. So I'm doing target practice in the bathroom.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

Target practice

A game where you throw a dildo off the roof/window/balcony during a party or outside event to see it if hits someone. Points are given in reference to how far the target is, how close you got to hitting it, and how long is the projectile.

I played target practice with my friends at the party last night, and I was convicted for sexual and normal assault

by The epitome of knowledge February 18, 2019