Youre getting it tonight

Youre getting dick in your ass. Thats it.

Person 1: "I didn't finish my part of the project last night"
Person 2: "Youre getting it tonight."

by mrcousineaudiddiler April 23, 2024

piss off tonight

now you can piss off tonight
at 3.pissofftonightidfkanymore.com

piss off tonight
at 3.pissofftonightidfkanymore.com

by nylonthingy April 1, 2023

Clubs tonight ?

When a group of males aged 12-19 ask their friends “any one for pro clubs tonight?” In the group chat ,usually called something along the lines of “Burnley style 0-0”

Clubs tonight ? We can half the wee hures in half using our Burnley style

by Burnley man April 3, 2022

Paying for it tonight

Paying for the dinner so you can get the ass

I’m paying for it tonight *winks*

by Jackattack6969 September 14, 2021

I'm on it tonight

He's on a roll with relevant and humorous conversation.

When I'm on it tonight:

Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…

Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.

With great power comes great merchandising opportunity.

Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler who rooms with ava bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!

by Okaybird April 16, 2019

Ye tonight?

An informal and contemporary expression used to inquire if another person is interested or willing to hang out, engage in social activities, or join a Discord call. The phrase implies a friendly invitation and a desire for casual interaction.

Ye tonight?
"sure"
wtf do you think I meant by that?
"Idk"

by TheQuantumGames January 24, 2024

tonights boyfriend

When a woman makes and/or teases a emotional relationship with a man to improve a hookup

"Girl you seem really into that one" " no he's just tonights boyfriend"

by Meganxoxo January 6, 2024